Today I told David that we needed to go to Sam's Club to buy some food for Mallory. After a while he asked if we were ready to go to The Foot Club.
I told him it is called Sam's Club. He got irritated with me. He pointed to my friend Aubrey's house (three doors down, who has a little girl, Samantha that we call Sam) and said, "there's Sam's footsteps".
I cannot convince this poor child that we are not going to buy food at Sam's house. I hope you all have a good day. I am off to the Foot Club.