For years I have looked on with great anticipation of trying a succulent new fruit called the grapple. The texture of an apple with the taste of a grape? Yes, please! The only reason I have not bought a package is because they are $3.99 for four, and I am incredibly cheap.
Today, I decided to treat myself to these grapples. I figured if I were to buy a pack of chips or candy or some other kind of junk, I would spend that much, so I was justified in spending a dollar per piece. I was freaking out a little inside the truth be told.
I had such high hopes for these small delicacies. We got home, I unloaded the few things I bought, then I proceeded to cut my new treasure. Ever so carefully did I cut my hybrid. I didn't want to waste any of it! After all, I had spent a whole dollar on just that one.
There it was in front of me, the moment I had been waiting for for years now. I brought the wedge up to mouth and tasted it. Then I thought, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" These taste like somebody took a Fuji apple and soaked it in grape flavored...something. Not grape extract or even grape juice, but "grape flavored" candy. Disappointment galore!
Do you think I can get my money back?