Dear Mr. Macey,
Today I thought it would be a good idea to bring my four children to your store to pick up something last minute for dinner. I literally needed two items.
They thought it would be okay to run, jump and generally act as though they had ants in their pants. I saw a friend and stayed to talk for just a few minutes. This gave them the "permission" and opportunity to act as a clog down the juice aisle.
I would like to apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused your other customers. I would say that it would never happen again, but you know that would be a lie.
Mother of the Calm Challenged